INTERNAL USE. EXTERNAL JUDGMENT.
Your cart has
a boss now.
we said no to your cart, not to your money.
You have a purchase in mind. Our fictional CFO has opinions. File your case. Receive unnecessarily official paperwork.
Put my cart on trial →Free for now. Your wallet is safe from everyone but me.
EXHIBIT A / A REAL EXCUSE, ALLEGEDLY
A fourth keyboard · $180
“It will make me more productive.”
Three keyboards. Zero finished projects.
REJECTEDFREE TO FILE. EXPENSIVE TO IGNORE.
FORM 01 / REQUEST FOR FUNDS
Make your case.
APPLICATION RECEIVED
Finance is looking into it.
Locating the smallest possible approval stamp…
The CFO reads the whole excuse. This may take up to a minute.
MEMO FROM FINANCE
The office is on hold.
Download Evidence
PNG, made on your device. On supported phones, choose an app to share.
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Your image stays on this device. The CFO cannot expense cloud storage for it.
Before you ask to speak to the manager.
What is Buy Denied?
A shopping roast toy for adults. Submit an item, its USD price, your excuse and what you already own. A fictional AI CFO returns APPROVED or REJECTED. It is entertainment, not financial advice.
Is it free?
Free for now. Each IP gets 5 applications per UTC day; the whole office has 850 model attempts per day. Retries also use the office budget. Monthly budget limits can close the office earlier.
What happens to my photos and reasons?
Photos never leave your device. Your written application is sent to the AI provider to make the verdict with storage disabled; Buy Denied does not store reasons, photos or verdicts. The quota ledger stores no raw IP.
Can I share the evidence?
Export a card or add your own photo and stickers to a meme. Both offer 1200×675 and 1080×1080 PNGs, made on your device. Taller cards live under More sizes.